"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
BUT JUST IMAGINE
ALL OF US TUNING IN TO WATCH THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY
WE’LL HAVE CAREERS AND HOMES OF OUR OWN
SOME OF YOU WILL BE MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN
AND WE’LL CRY BECAUSE YEARS AGO A LONELY, WONDERFUL ALIEN CRASHED INTO OUR LIVES IN A BLUE BOX
A BLUE BOX WHOSE NOISE GAVE HOPE TO US ALL